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JET G VIDEO!
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[JET G VIDEO]
Defeat the A.I.!
Have you heard of it, everyone?
In 10 years, an A.I. that surpasses human intelligence
will appear, and it seems like it's certain.
It's certain.
Yes.
Their jobs will be taken away, right?
It seems like it.
Well...
Well, honestly, there are things that can't be done.
Yeah.
Huh? What's wrong?
F**K YOU!
[A.I. that surpasses human intelligence will appear, and it seems like it's certain.]
A.I. can't do it!
IT'S RUNNING ON ITS OWN!
You surprised me.
You've been around recently, haven't you?
I thought a project I didn't know about had started.
Why are you so angry?
I'm always angry!
However, humans can do things that A.I. can't do.
We have to show an overwhelming difference in that area.
We have to win in what humans can do.
So it's only natural for you all to win today.
A winning feeling of victory.
Not only that, we have to win in what humans can do.
Even if you're pretty stupid, you can win.
That's why we have four stupid people here today.
Oh, I see.
Why are you so angry?
You look like you're going to get in trouble.
It's an idea.
An idea!
They came up with this idea based on things from the past.
It's not something you can just throw away.
You can just copy it from Wikipedia and put it in a report, right?
So today, we're going to give you all a new idea.
We're going to give you one thing.
We're going to give you a theme later.
We're going to have A.I. do the same thing.
I'll be in charge of it.
I'll give you something like, "Yeah, well, if you leave it to A.I., you'll get something pretty good."
You're going to have Takaoka-san judge it for you.
You're going to choose which one you like better without any preconceptions.
Yes.
What's wrong with you? The camera's over here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no.
Here's why it's Takaoka-san.
If you say, "One of you is an A.I.," people will know that you're like an A.I. or like a human being.
So it's better for you not to be a member of this group.
At the theme meeting, they said, "Well, we've put out this idea, so we can't do it with a group of people."
So we're going to give it to Takaoka-san, who doesn't know what we're talking about.
Yes, Takaoka-san doesn't listen to ideas anymore.
No, he was there, but I feel like he was having a meeting or something.
Turn off the microphone and sit down.
You're great.
I think Takaoka-san knows about this.
What?
He knows about this project.
So it doesn't make sense.
Then we don't need the amount.
He knows about it anyway.
Because we all went there last year.
That's right.
He wrote his name there.
That's right.
So, Takaoka-san, please try not to get involved.
Of course.
Please judge.
Don't get involved.
Yes.
Tetsuya-san.
Yes.
Tetsuya-san, please write number one.
Lyrics number one.
Lyrics.
Blue is...
That's right.
Lyrics number one.
Lyrics of a song you want to listen to when you're dumped.
Oh, it's a duet song.
Yes.
I see.
It's a duet song.
I like duets.
Wait a minute.
Duets don't have eyes.
What are you talking about?
Shibaya-san.
Shibaya-san, please think of a scary story that you know the meaning of.
Wow.
It looks difficult.
This is difficult.
This is hard.
GPT looks strong.
I think GPT is strong.
This is also a scary story that you know the meaning of.
Do you know all of GPT's scary stories?
Is it possible for you to make a good story out of them?
I only know GPT's stories.
GPT's stories are so scary that they don't even exist.
And, Yumemaru-san and Toshimichi-san.
Yes.
Recipe.
After all, it's a Grammaison duo.
It's a Grammaison duo.
I'm watching you.
It's a special duo.
It's probably hope for this time.
This time, I'm not going to make a recipe that exists in the world.
I'm not going to make a recipe that doesn't exist in the world.
It's a 2,300-year-old feast.
2,300 years is the future.
I'm going to make GPT's recipe exactly like that.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to skip this video four hours later.
I think this is a festival.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to skip this video four hours later.
Wait, is it really going to take you four hours?!
Five hundred!
Well, the process itself was shorter.
That's right.
Now, let's have him come in.
Mr. Takaoka!
Good morning!
Why me? Why me? Why me?
Why me?
Wait a minute...
You're a pervert.
I'm not a pervert!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Thank you!
Mr. Takaoka, you're a creator of your own, and you've bought a lot of our ideas, haven't you?
Of course!
You're definitely an A.I., aren't you?
Of course I am!
Now, we have lyrics, cooking, and scary stories that you don't know the meaning of.
Let's start with either of them.
I'd like to ask you about the lyrics first...
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Mr. Tezuya is in charge of this.
Yes, it's me.
Now, I'm going to send you the A.I. song.
Please play it if you like it.
Okay, I'll just read it out loud.
We promised to go back to the seaside together next year.
It's the same road and car as last year, but this year, I can see the sea better.
The fruit tea I bought at the convenience store.
You told me about it, but I can't open it with one hand.
The voice of an expert who hears it on the radio.
The water temperature of the air conditioner.
It's not like I know anything about heatstroke or anything like that.
I've been cold all over the world, but I can't see the sea.
It's supposed to be spreading out in front of me, but I can't see the sea.
I can't see it, but I'm drowning. I can't breathe.
It's so painful, but I don't want to leave.
From the tears of memories I saw with you.
I know we won't meet again, but your smile still binds me.
When we had the same dream, we are now far apart and disappearing.
I didn't want to know why we said goodbye.
Just being next to you is enough for me.
Every time I say the words of that day, you still live in my heart.
That's it.
By the way, I forgot, Mr. Takagawa.
This time, we didn't play a guessing game.
It was a game where you judge which one is better.
How was it, Mr. Takagawa?
I think both of them were good lyrics that gave you a nice scene.
It's very stable.
The first one to sing is A.
The second one to sing is B.
Mr. Takagawa, which one did you like better?
I thought it was a nice lyric.
It's A.
Mr. Takagawa, please announce the result.
I wrote the lyrics of A.
It's me!
- We're human beings. - No, no, no.
"This year, I can't see the sea well because I'm not next to it."
- I can see it clearly. - I know that.
"I can't write with one hand because I don't have a pen and a pen holder."
"And the last song of the year is 'Waves of Memories'."
- "Waves of Memories" is cute. - "Waves of Memories" is cute.
"I thought I couldn't do this with a chat GPT,"
- "so I did it on purpose." - That's true.
- If you're an A.I., you're safe. - That's right.
- I wrote it with words that could be used in a public place. - He's fast at work.
- He sent it in about two seconds. - He wrote it in a flash.
"Sorrow and regret," "I tried to move forward a little."
"As a melody, I thought a ballad or acoustic guitar based on the piano would go well."
- I didn't go that far. - "He taught me carefully,"
"but I won't use such a safe lyrics!"
- I thought of... - What?
- I thought of... - "Boketagaki"
- You heard it on the radio? - I didn't know it since "B-melody".
- It's like... - "Air conditioner's water temperature temperature."
- "Water temperature temperature?" - "Air conditioner's water temperature temperature?"
- I think I know it now. - That's a nice song.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
This project will be confirmed to win three years in a row.
Takako-san, next!
I'll let you guess what I'm about to say.
But I'd like you to say "scary story" first.
If you know what I'm about to say, I'll say "scary story"!
Scary story!
I'll send AI to Shibayu-san.
Shibayu-san, you can say whatever you like.
Alice, you know what I'm about to say, right?
Yes, I do.
If you don't know what I'm about to say, I'll be scared.
If I say it, you might not know what I'm about to say.
I think I know what you're about to say.
You know what I'm about to say, right?
You don't know what I'm about to say, do you?
You should know what I'm about to say.
I think I know what you're about to say, but I don't know what you're about to say.
Scary!
Shibayu-san, you can say it.
Here we go.
One day, there were more and more drawings of children on the wall of the house.
The mother smiled and said, "You've gotten better at drawing."
One day, the number of drawings suddenly increased.
"Why did you draw so many?" asked the child.
The child answered mysteriously.
"It wasn't me. An old man drew it."
In the meantime, the father reported it to the police and searched the house.
However, no trace of the suspect has been found.
A few days later, there were more and more drawings.
When I set up a surveillance camera, what I saw was my father drawing unconsciously in the middle of the night.
However, the moment I saw the video, my wife shivered and screamed, "Were you left-handed?"
That's it.
I'll explain the meaning later.
Yes, let's do it later.
Then, "b"!
One late at night...
Why don't you do it properly?
One late at night...
I was eating my favorite hamburger in my bedroom on the second floor in the middle of the night.
If my father found me, he'd be mad at me, but I love this time of day.
Suddenly, when I looked out of the window sill, I saw a small, fat middle-aged man in a parking lot of my house.
He has a face I don't know, chains in his hands, and his hair is desperate and moist.
He's wearing his father's favorite Lacoste shirt.
But it's ragged.
And he was staring at me with a depressed face.
Then, the middle-aged man started to run towards the Estima parking lot and started screaming, "Run, run," and started rubbing his body around the rear seat of the car body.
I, who thought I was completely suspicious
was wondering whether I should report it to my parents
but I kept quiet because I didn't want to be found out only in the middle of the night.
After a while, the middle-aged man stopped rubbing his body around the car body and walked in the blind spot where he couldn't see from the window and disappeared.
"Hmm, monkey, monkey," and at that moment, my dad came home.
My dad was whispering "no" with a bad mouth.
"Gacha," my dad opened the door of my room and pretended to sleep and did it.
After that, he put a matchstick in his private bathroom in his bedroom, which he had been licking from his mother yesterday, and lit it.
The first floor of the house exploded and my dad and my mother died.
We ran away from our lives.
That's it.
We don't know either.
That's it.
A or B, which one was better?
We always say the better one.
No, we don't say the better one.
It's not like we're the members.
No, we're not.
Which book do you think you're a little worried about?
It's A.
Mr. Shimizu, please announce it.
I thought of...
- S.T.M.A.! - A.I. - S.T.M.A.! - S.T.M.A.!
- There's a moment when you're famous. - S.T.M.A.!
- S.T.M.A.! - S.T.M.A.!
- I'll explain it from the A.I. perspective. - Yes.
I'm not really convinced about this explanation.
"Even though the husband is right-handed, the person in the video is playing the piano with his left hand."
"In other words, it's possible that the husband is someone else who looks like him or someone who has become a husband is breaking into the house."
- That's a little different. - It's different.
I asked for a few of them, but they were all of this quality.
- So you won. - That's right.
- If you knew it, you would have won. - Yeah.
- Shiba-san, I think it's difficult to explain. - Shiba-san, please explain it.
- There are four points of meaning. - Yes.
First point of meaning.
"Katari-pe has always been locked up on the second floor of the house."
- This is... - It's a young man, isn't it?
- The one who's talking. - Oh...
- The one who's talking is locked up. - Oh...
- There's a father who opens the door from outside of the room. - Oh...
- The fact that you have your own bathroom is also a pleasure. - Oh...
Second point of meaning.
"The middle-aged man with a small belly has the ability to emit gasoline instead of urine in his own bathroom."
- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- The man with a small belly is... - The one who's rubbing his belly like this.
- "I can emit gasoline." - Oh, you emitted gasoline.
"That's why you're wearing your pants down and emitting gasoline."
Third point of meaning.
"The father and mother are not real parents. The real father is a middle-aged man."
- Oh... - Yes.
"What I know is that the moment you turn on the fire in your own bathroom, it explodes."
"So you're saying that you have a gasoline ability."
Even though you don't know about gasoline ability?!
- Even though you said that between the second and the third point of meaning?! - That's right.
- But I also think that my real father was also imprisoned. - Oh...
- So, he was imprisoned, used up gasoline, and gasoline was sold for gas oil and sales. - Oh, I see.
- My favorite hamburger was the poop of a ten-year-old man. - Because you wanted to eat it, right?
- Well, there is a part of me that smelled of my favorite food when the house was burned down. - That's right.
- The fact that there is gasoline on the front means that there is something about poop. - That's right.
- By the way, what did you think of the explanation just now, Mr. Tagawa? - When I heard it, it was 100% B.
- Oh... - The one that doesn't make you hungry and the one that makes you hungry even if you force yourself to eat it
and the gimmick of the door were good.
- This is definitely B. - I didn't mean to make it complicated.
- When I heard it, it was B. - Well, that's right. It's like a draw, isn't it?
- Yes, it's like a draw. - Yes, with kindness.
- So, finally, it's cooking. - Yes.
- Then, Mr. Yumeto, can you bring me one of mine and this AI one? - Yes, please.
- Okay, it's up. - Then, please open your eyes.
- It's B. - Oh...
- The genre is... - Well, you have to eat it. Mr. Tagawa, please eat the one you like first.
- Then, I'll eat it first from this side without having an image of it. - Oh...
- Thank you for it. - Wow...
- I see. - I see.
- It's kind of plain, but when you eat it, you can taste a little bit of curry. - Oh...
- Is it curry? - Yes.
- It's like, "This is what the future of food looks like." - Yes.
- It doesn't have any taste anymore, but you can see a lonely future where you can only add a little bit of spice. - Oh...
- It might be a bad future. - It's a bad future. - Yes.
- I'm a little worried about it. - A little bit...
- It's like, "I only added a little bit of curry." - Hahaha...
- He said "a little bit." - Hahaha...
- He said "a little bit." - I'm getting used to it.
- Hahaha... - Hahaha...
- You're eating it as a meal. - Yes, I am.
- It might be good. - It's good, isn't it?
- Yeah. - I don't know if curry passed through this area.
- Yeah, it's sweet. - Well, it depends on how you see the future.
- Please enjoy your meal, Mr. Yamaoka. - Thank you.
- I'm a little scared of this. - What is this?
I'll eat it in a hurry.
- What? - It's not a normal dish.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
- Please eat it in a hurry. - Oh, my God.
- I'm a little scared of this. - Oh, my God.
- I'm a little scared of this. - I'll eat it in a hurry.
- I'm sorry. - I'll eat it in a hurry.
- Oh! - Mmm.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- With only emotions and feelings. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Ah, I see. - I see.
- What is this? - What is this?
- I'm angry. - I'm angry.
- I'm scared of it. - What is this?
- It's delicious. - It's delicious.
- Yes, this time it's a theme of 2300 years of feast.
- Please answer which one is better for the theme and which one is better for the idea.
The one I chose is...
Gray!
Okay, Mr. Tojimi, please announce it.
Okay, the one who made Gray's dish is...
I'm glad you're happy.
And this "sad future"
You often make it up.
Really?
I'm glad you're right.
I'm sorry, but I have an important question.
Vegetables are getting expensive now.
Yes.
Food problems are happening in 2300 yen.
It's a problem of survival.
Cabbage is sold for 6,000 yen.
And the taste is thin.
It's not possible to make that taste.
It's a technology-made rice.
There is.
So, chicken breast.
That's right.
You're right.
It's a drama.
I'm glad you're happy.
I'm glad you chose that one.
It's delicious.
This one has too strong taste.
I don't think there is such a large number of vegetables.
I see.
There are too many vegetables.
That was "fusion gravity ball".
You know "fusion", don't you?
"Fusion gravity ball".
In 2,300 years, food and biotechnology have developed a lot.
Even if we don't have materials, we can reproduce ingredients and tastes.
We're going to reproduce it.
You're right.
This time, we bought these ingredients.
It is written that curry rice may exist in the future.
There is.
There is absolutely.
However, we can't eat real curry rice anymore.
We can't eat it anymore because it's food.
First of all, we will grind everything into a paste.
We only know how to solidify the liquid from our knowledge.
That's the only way we know.
Even if we bake it in flour, the color will not come out.
So, we will solidify it with our knowledge.
Also, it doesn't start normally in this outfit.
You're right.
When we talked about the Grand Maison, you said you'd prepare school-like school and real summer clothes for us.
However, we ate gum and started eating food.
That's right.
On the contrary, it's embarrassing.
"Gaku" is not a word at all.
Didn't you say black? Black means tweezers.
This is a chef with a normal sense of cleanliness.
Don't you have tweezers?
I don't have tweezers.
Why?
If you had tweezers, you could say "shhh" and "come to Gaku".
Then I will boil it.
Yes.
If this comes out a little green, if it doesn't come out, it will be colored.
No, it will come out.
It came out in another place in the previous shooting.
Oh, really?
Oh, I want ponzu.
Do you know ponzu?
You are eating it for the third time.
Wow!
You are eating it for the third time.
Are you okay?
You are eating it a lot.
Wow!
You are eating it a lot.
I can live for this!
It's really good!
It's so good!
How is it?
It's done but...
It's so good!
My tongue is stupid but I like it.
So,
Before putting in the gelatin,
The liquid has been completed.
It's before coloring.
Now,
In order to make it into a cube,
We'll heat it up and harden it.
We have to heat it up and put it in, right?
That's right.
Heating up...
In...
Two minutes...
Heating up...
And make it into a cube.
Make it into a cube?
Make it...
Make it into a cube.
So,
It's time to cool it down.
We're waiting for it to harden.
We're waiting for it.
I'm curious about the answer.
It's amazing!
It's the same.
What will happen?
Look forward to it!
I'm so excited!
If we cook normal food like this...
We'll have no future.
I'm just doing it as I know.
It's easy.
I'm going to make a fusion gravity ball.
First of all,
I'm going to make the ball part.
200cc of water.
Corn starch.
1tbsp of sugar.
I'm going to make it precisely.
1tbsp of mirin.
Heat it up.
Then,
I'm going to put the panten in it.
It's 100ml.
Then, heat it up.
This is the future.
I'm going to make it even.
Wow!
Then,
I'm going to pour it into a mold like this.
Then, I'm going to harden it.
Then, I'm going to harden it in the fridge.
Then, I'm going to make the inside.
I've already washed the tools in the kitchen paper.
100g of wooden tools.
One fourth of an onion, minced.
50g of chicken breast.
One teaspoon of ginger.
It's like this, isn't it?
One tablespoon of potato starch.
A little bit of salt.
Then, I'm going to mix it well.
It's like this, isn't it?
I'm going to put it in the bowl I used earlier, so it's pretty small.
It's hot!
Then, I'm going to let it cool down.
Finally, I'm going to make the sauce.
10g of butter.
50ml of tomato puree.
One teaspoon of honey.
One tablespoon of balsamic vinegar.
That's it!
It doesn't look delicious at all!
The sauce is done!
That's it!
It's cute, isn't it?
When the ball hardens, I'm going to cut it out of it and put it in the sauce.
It's easy!
That's it!
You shouldn't say "balsamic vinegar" behind my back.
Oh, I see!
You're right!
I could feel that you were taking care of the theme.
It makes me happy!
You're an A.I.
A chef can't lose his job.
That's right.
A songwriter, a chef, and a speaker with sensitive topics will not disappear.
You don't have to know what I'm talking about.
I see!
You're a leader, aren't you?
We completed making the sauce properly.
See you next time!
Wait a minute!
I have something in my heart, so I'm a little bitter.
Shut up!
Let's have Mr. Takaoka say hello.
Please say a word of closure and say goodbye.
No way!
Thank you for today as well.
See you in the next video.
Bye bye!